#also HIIII!!

[mangospams]

What’s better than 1 Miguel? ¡Dos Miguels!

One day, Miguel comes home from work to find his s/o snuggled up on their couch with….another Miguel? Miguel is mentally screaming bc he forgot to tie up some loose ends so now this universe’s Spider-Man is still alive. The other Miguel gets up to “talk” to his twin but of course things escalate. Their s/o wakes up from their lil nap to see two Miguels fighting in their living. They let out a muffled squeak in shock (s/o doesn’t know about the multiverse yet). Both men stop and stare at them……Awkward silence…….Would they continue fighting or share a darling?🙈🕷️

Honestly… I think Miguel is too possessive to share you with anyone, even him from a different multiverse!! 😭😭 I think they would continue fighting, trying to convince you which one is the ‘real’ Miguel, trying to convince you that their each ‘your’ Miguel

I do think he might share but it would be a very small possibility and you’d probably have to beg them to stop fighting for it to happen

[hxllowedblood]

❛ i’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ @lunespariah —🕊️ random dialogue prompts!

mal isn't a smiler, at least not in the conventional sense. regardless of what goes on around him, his expression generally remains distant and unreadable. bereft of laughter.

but there. for just a split second, there's a slight twitching in his cheek. the faintest impression that he might've bitten down on the inside of it; tell-tale signs to the keen eye.

amusement.

"an option, certainly." dry and placid. he allows his gaze to drift away from the frankly frustrating guard as he walks away to peer over at lihua from the corner of his eye. "is murder now becoming our first option?"

[cacaocheri]

really like the idea of sun completely engulfing you in a hug, especially with his legs

[linterteatime]

Slugcat distribution system gave them an explosive rabid raccoon and a overpowered sewer rat ❤️

[waterghostype]

ocean blue how do you do

[girlatrocity]

touya's dance

[slushy-sash]

family bonding time

[obsob]

peachtober day 11 .....wheel.....so i got a little muddled and drew the world card instead of the wheel of fortune. both words start with W and my dyslexia won . lets pretend this prompt said world instead . take my hand

[milkywayes]

POV RO SHEPARD INCINERATES YOU 🔥

happy birthday @gammaraydeath!!! ♡︎ mwah!

[upperranktwo]

☆Giyu Tomioka☆

Extremely belated birthday gift for Art ♡ @apparently-artless

[gay-david-tennant]

Things that can put the fear of god into a tumblr user:

- commenting 'this post feels like it has 10k notes'

- telling OP you're investing in their posts

- tagging it as a heritage post or even tagging @hellsite-hall-of-fame

- writing the absolute worst take known to man in the comment section so OP can prepare for a week long argument taking place in their notes

- making OP realize that they made a penis typo and it's too late to correct it

EDIT: i had now four of those happening to me on this post and someone started to KUNGPOW PENIS ME! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME??!!?

these tags are now a reminder of a much simpler time when i was sheltered from the horrors of the world ⬇️

[spearxwind]

>> CERCERION, GRIEF OF THE STORM <<

[forthiswholeworld]

that i'd walk so far just to take the injury of finally knowing you - unknown/nth, hozier

november 5th, 2020

[poruvoron]

hsr tiny choochoos!!

[nin-varisse]

Wait, isn't that the high king of the Noldor?

[arkaniist]

listen listen ok i love age gap stuff as much as the next fujo but in zhongven's case the WAY funnier and more accurate dynamic is college prof. zhongli and the guy everyone thinks is his undergrad (at worst) or TA (at best) but who is actually a 36 year old fellow teacher from another university. every time venti visits zhongli on campus for a quickie to bring him lunch, zhongli has to put up with a swirl of rumors about his scandalous relationship with a babyfaced newly-18 year old. students keep showing up after class thinking they can flirt their way out of his notoriously difficult 10 page final exam. his reputation with most of his fellow teachers is so strained and awkward.

and venti is a year older than him.